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February Contest Image
Try your hand at coming up with a winning caption!
Another perfectly good theory disproved
An astute reader commented “Do the alcohol consumption puns EVER get old? Evidently not…”
No, evidently not… because this caption from Ann Horowitz was a very close second:
Thank you, Ann, for making me laugh AND for proving once again that alcohol consumption and childcare go together like… well… like… hmm?
But the winner for June is Cortney Holcomb, whose caption disproves my theory (a theory that admittedly flew in the face of all the evidence) that sex does not sell. Great caption, Cortney! Thanks!
June caption contest finalists… finally
Rudy, my Canon tech support from New Mexico, graciously spent half his morning on the phone with me getting my copier up and running. Rudy should be Canonized! (Get it? Canon? Canonized?) Let’s all keep our fingers crossed as I try to find a technician half as saintly here in Maine.
Greetings from Maine!
I thought I remembered how heinous moving was… and I remembered it as hell. But I am here to tell you that it’s far worse than that! The movers arrived with a van full of my studio 12 days ago, and I have still not assembled it into any kind of order. AND my laser copier is broken. Those of you who know what a dinosaur I am know that I use the old scissors-and-glue method to put captions on images… so I can’t possibly post the finalists of the June caption contest until that copier is functioning and/or replaced. I sincerely apologize for the delay, and I appreciate your patience.
Meanwhile, the image for the July caption contest is up at last! This image appeared in my line back in 1999 with the caption “golly! that was fun!” My mother thought it was pornographic. I’d like to bring this wonderful image back, but I don’t want to offend the sensibilities of my mother or of our many, many other fans who prefer not to think about sex. I think she looks as though she’s relaxing after a lovely warm soak. Or perhaps contemplating the joys of the day ahead. The perfect caption not only snags the writer a $100 gift certificate to our e-store… it may also rate inclusion in our product line!
Years ago the niece of this model called me. She told me that when her aunt was a teenager she lived on Staten Island and yearned to be a star. One day she ditched school, made her way to this photo shoot in Manhattan… and then was grounded for life. The niece promised to dig up a photo of her aunt when she was crowned the winner of her nursing home beauty contest 60 years later. (If you are out there, niece, I’m still waiting.)
