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May Contest Image
Try your hand at coming up with a winning caption!
Caption Contest Winners’ Gallery
Current contest
This is the image for May’s caption contest. Entries will be accepted until May 31st at the caption contest page.
Want to see how these compare with the current retail favorites? Look at our favorite captions page to see the current top-sellers!
Previous winners
March 2012
Teresa McIntyre
thanks to “homeschooling” Margaret didn’t need to hire a maid
February 201
Shanna Edwards
oh honey! its practical AND thoughtless!
January 2012
Marisa Hines
see, darling… the carpet doesn’t always have to match the drapes
December 2011
Tim Prochnow
I’m not accusing anybody of anything… I’m just saying that’s a lot of milk
November 2011
Renee Lindemann
no, we don’t have any Grey Poupon, you little smartass
October 2011
Stacy Tate
clear your throat and make that noise one more time… I dare you
September 2011
Ellen Mcdonald
it depends… are you going for gay or straight?
August 2011
Ivy Magner
I’d love to wear low necklines too, but they don’t cover my prison tats
July 2011
Melanie Smith
of the seven deadly sins, sloth was her favorite
June 2011
Cortney Holcomb
what happens in Vegas doesn’t always stay in Vegas
May 2011
Alice Cade
funny… he took up so much more space on the sofa
April 2011
Susan Stadler
twinkle, twinkle, little cup… how'd my life get so f***ed up?
March 2011
Deb Gilgore whoever says you can’t have it all hasn’t met my lawyer!
February 2011
Myra Quesinberry
see, darling? valium makes everything seem fun! (pictured)
Anita Cortelli
can I be a boy instead?
January 2011
Ellen Macdonald
until now, she’d thought “cold day in hell” was just an expression
December 2010
Terry Beebe
Can someone call the Coast Guard? I believe I've dropped my Mai Tai.
November 2010
Tabitha Sullivan
sign up for a life of drudgery and recieve these free gifts!
October 2010
Sherry Winter
Daddy… you’re so much more fun after your third martini! (pictured)
Teresa McIntyre
okay! okay! I’ll buy another damn box of Thin Mints!
September 2010
Anne Gilot
Mommy, when I grow up I want to be a pimp.
August 2010
Ashley Plate
We’ll take care of dinner… You go curl up and die!
July 2010
Ellen Mcdonald
You say tomato. I say Bloody Mary.
June 2010
Ava Woodward
where’s the toy in this stupid happy meal? (pictured)
Marc Bouchard
Gloria was right — this IS better than golf and beer with the guys!
May 2010
Kathleen Newsom
you’re right! male nude hang-gliding is a great spectator sport!
April 2010
Carmen Askew
you’re right! it does look like her Facebook picture! (pictured)
Janice Sutherland
it’s Mother’s Day! wouldn’t it be fun if I spent the entire day in the kitchen cooking us all dinner?
March 2010
Kathy Zonin
in like a lion… out on a plate with mint jelly
February 2010
Teresa McIntyre
let me assure you, darling, that multi-tasking is highly overrated (pictured)
Cherith Greenwood
why don’t YOU lie back and think of England?
January 2010
Sherry Roschitz
she was not opposed to a little light petting (pictured)
Heather Gerni
they may not bite… but I do (honorable mention)
