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August’s caption contest winners

September 1, 2010

I suck at multi-tasking. Which is unfortunate because my job pretty much IS multi-tasking. In the last two days I completed the final designs for my (exciting) January line and began work on my (at least as, if not more exciting) May line. I placed the final purchase orders for new designs for January. I reviewed inventory and placed last minute orders for product we need for this year. I worked on sales projections for our 2012 budget. I started writing copy for our January catalog. And I began work on a new book (!!!). Really, I love my job! This is just my roundabout way of saying: I’m sorry, I’m sorry! I know it has been forever since I posted.

Thank goodness caption-contest-winner-day rolled around to get me back in gear.

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Rejected

March 15, 2010

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I designed this card three years ago. I thought it was funny. But everyone to whom I showed it said “yuck!” With great regret I decided to put it in my “rejected” folder until such time as the world was ready for a little castration humor. Could that time have come? Submissions for our January caption contest (“puppy wrangler”) included so many references to neutering… I know there are at least five other women out there who will enjoy this.

Funny? Offensive? Funny and offensive? You tell me…