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Anne Says: “When I started my business I glued little pictures on little pieces of wood, glued on little words and little pin backs, and drove all over the East Coast selling them at retail craft fairs. I was broke; I was cheap. I never stayed at a hotel after the show ended. Wherever I was, I packed up my booth and headed for home, often driving into the wee small hours of the morning. To keep myself awake I sang along with the radio. One morning, after I had been driving for about six hours and I was about a mile and a half from home sweet home, Steppenwolf’s “born to be wild” came on the radio. The very next morning I glued that phrase on half a dozen pictures. This is the one that stuck.”
This caption is perfect for staying in touch with your wild self, also makes a great gift for all the free spirits in your life. Nothing says “don’t do anything I wouldn’t do” like a “born to be wild” luggage tag. Or, invite Steppenwolf into your hip pocket with these handy flasks. Take a look at all the items sporting this caption here and remember to turn your music up loud enough to stay awake all night tonight…
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Also available on: Snap-On Cases for iPhones, Canvas Prints, Snap-On Cases for iPhones, Travel Tumblers, Floaty Pens, Mini Trays, Mini Tissues, Emery Boards, Flasks, Lip Balms, Coin Purses, Nail Files, Cosmetic Bags.
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what part of "I'm hung over, go home" don't you understand?
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martinis...they're not just for breakfast anymore
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I'm going to be the most popular girl in rehab!
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screw the budget!
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Anne Says: “A very sweet former employee, who shall remain nameless, had her bad days just like everyone else. On those days, she would often deftly navigate a tricky phone negotiation, then hang up the phone and say “oh, bite me, bite me, bite me!” I made this little collage in her honor.”
We all have those kinds of days sometimes too, and humor, sarcasm & ridicule are all great tactics for stress management. You need this magnet for your filing cabinet at work AND for your fridge at home…trust me you’ll thank us each time you remember to hang up before spewing obscenities.
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Anne Says: "Before I moved to New Mexico I gave away my pruning shears. I was determined to let the desert be the desert. But it doesn’t work that way. Once you’ve disturbed the desert by building on it, and by walking and playing around your house with your dogs, it will never be the desert again. You either live surrounded by dust, tumbleweeds, and goat’s heads (if you’ve never stepped on a goat’s head before you’re in for a treat) or you make a garden. As I was gluing the words onto this image for the first time, an employee’s son, who was just starting to read, walked up behind me and read “my… garden… kicks… ANNE!!!”
I’m back in Maine, enjoying my first New England spring in 12 years. I did love the New Mexico spring – the sage changing subtly from yellow-green to blue-green, the tiny wildflowers all but hidden in the scrub – and I will be sad to miss the explosion of color in June, when the cholla cactus transform into “rose gardens.” But what a pleasure it is to stroll around my new yard and see green poking up everywhere! My Maine garden is clearly going to kick some major ass."
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make your own damn dinner
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Anne Says: "I get a big kick out of imagining what these charming and demure housewives would say and do given half the chance. Then I give them the chance. Before I knew who this primly aproned model was I liked to imagine that she had a dragon tattooed on her derriere. But then I “met” the model. Unfortunately I didn’t get the chance to meet her in person… but I got to know the lovely Susann Shaw Connelly through several phone conversations, and I’m guessing she didn’t have anything tattooed anywhere. But I’m just guessing.”
Next time you need an attitude boost for your day, try imagining that YOU have a dragon tattooed on your derriere and see where that vision takes you… if you already do have a tattoo there then congratulations, we think you’re on the right track. This caption is perfect for the inner vixens hiding behind aprons in kitchens nationwide. We’ve paired the sentiment with plenty of handy items to keep your good-girl disguise looking top-notch: purse-sized emery boards, luscious SPF-15 lip balm, adorable mini tissues and of course a cosmetic bag to keep your items neat and organized.
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Anne Says: “I’m the touchy type. I should have this tattooed on my forehead.”
This caption is perfect for the girlfriend, co-worker or mother-in-law who always gives great advice…or to keep on your fridge or desk to let everyone know you don’t need any outside opinions! Find all the items with this caption here and please remember that you are perfect just the way you are, thank you very much.
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lactose is just one of the many things I don't tolerate
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I have what one might call "special needs"
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on second thought... let's get drunk and order pizza!
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Anne Says: “I was boarding an airplane en route to Hawaii. It’s always a little hard for me to get into vacation mode, so naturally I was thinking about captions. The man across the aisle told his friend how high maintenance his wife was, and I was not ashamed to eavesdrop.”
Sometimes husbands just don’t understand… This caption makes a perfect gift for those who choose to celebrate the often under-appreciated quality of being “high maintenance” – you, perhaps? Fill a “high maintenance” coin purse with a coordinating lip balm and mini-emery boards to make a great gift for your girlfriends. We know a mom who used the “high maintenance” totes to tote her cloth diaper laundry (and begged us for a version of this caption showing a baby). Find all the “high maintenance” items here and remember that you may be high maintenance, but you’re worth it!
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what am I making for supper? why, sweetie, I'm making whatever the hell I want served with a side of eat it or starve
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gosh, Mom! I'd rather eat cat poo!
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honey, this asks for your occupation... shall I just write "ball-buster"?
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