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I'm so happy it's happy hour

They call it “happy hour” for a reason. Every evening when my Dad came home from work, he and my Mom would go into the living room, close the doors, have a cocktail, and talk about their days. Since the doors were glass, my siblings and I were able to watch and learn.

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Flasks $21.99

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ta-daa! now let's have a cocktail...

Anne Says: "I admire a woman who can wait until after the roast is done for her first cocktail." Enjoy one of our favorite captions available on all the items below. Perfect for your cocktail buddy, your hard-working hostess, or anyone who needs a drink & a laugh...

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Magnets $4.99

Also available on: Magnetic Notepads, Napkins.

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all I want is an umbrella in my drink

all I want is an umbrella in my drink

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surely it must be five o'clock somewhere

surely it must be five o'clock somewhere

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Magnets $4.99

Also available on: Flasks.

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surely it must be five o'clock somewhere

surely it must be five o'clock somewhere

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Magnets $4.99

Also available on: Flasks.

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I truly amaze myself... this after five martinis!

I truly amaze myself... this after five martinis!

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Magnets $4.99

Towels $9.99

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she was one cocktail away from proving his mother right

she was one cocktail away from proving his mother right

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Napkins $4.99

Coasters $5.99

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why do dishes when you can do daiquiris?

why do dishes when you can do daiquiris?

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Magnets $4.99

Coasters $5.99

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and voila! margaritas for everyone!

and voila! margaritas for everyone!

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Magnets $4.99

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what's a nice girl like me doing without a drink in her hand?

what's a nice girl like me doing without a drink in her hand?

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Napkins $4.99

Flasks $21.99

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hmm... you say tomato... I say Bloody Mary!

hmmm... you say tomato... I say Bloody Mary!

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Magnets $4.99

Also available on: Towels.

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I came... I shopped... I'm ready for a cocktail.

I came... I shopped... I'm ready for a cocktail.

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oh Daddy! you're so much more fun after your third cocktail!

oh Daddy! you're so much more fun after your third cocktail!

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Magnets $2.50

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Can someone call the Coast Guard? I believe I've dropped my Mai Tai.

can someone call the Coast Guard? I believe I've dropped my Mai Tai.

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did somebody say "open bar"?

did somebody say "open bar"?

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Magnets $4.99

Coasters $5.99

Also available on: Luggage Tags, Napkins, Flasks.

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surely it must be five o'clock somewhere

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Magnets $4.99

Also available on: Flasks.

 
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