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They call it “happy hour” for a reason. Every evening when my Dad came home from work, he and my Mom would go into the living room, close the doors, have a cocktail, and talk about their days. Since the doors were glass, my siblings and I were able to watch and learn.
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Anne Says: "I admire a woman who can wait until after the roast is done for her first cocktail."
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all I want is an umbrella in my drink
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surely it must be five o'clock somewhere
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surely it must be five o'clock somewhere
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I truly amaze myself... this after five martinis!
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she was one cocktail away from proving his mother right
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why do dishes when you can do daiquiris?
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martinis...they're not just for breakfast anymore
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and voila! margaritas for everyone!
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what's a nice girl like me doing without a drink in her hand?
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whoever said laughter is the best medicine had clearly never tasted scotch
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hmmm... you say tomato... I say Bloody Mary!
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I came... I shopped... I'm ready for a cocktail.
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hurry up, Charlotte! my credit cards are about to expire!
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everyone needs a hobby, dear... mine is cocktails
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oh Daddy! you're so much more fun after your third cocktail!
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do you think my sister means it when she says we need therapy?
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can someone call the Coast Guard? I believe I've dropped my Mai Tai.
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did somebody say "open bar"?
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