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ta-daa! now let's have a cocktail...

Anne Says: "I admire a woman who can wait until after the roast is done for her first cocktail." Enjoy one of our favorite captions available on all the items below. Perfect for your cocktail buddy, your hard-working hostess, or anyone who needs a drink & a laugh...

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Magnets $4.99

Also available on: Magnetic Notepads, Napkins.

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born to be wild

Anne Says: “When I started my business I glued little pictures on little pieces of wood, glued on little words and little pin backs, and drove all over the East Coast selling them at retail craft fairs. I was broke; I was cheap. I never stayed at a hotel after the show ended. Wherever I was, I packed up my booth and headed for home, often driving into the wee small hours of the morning. To keep myself awake I sang along with the radio. One morning, after I had been driving for about six hours and I was about a mile and a half from home sweet home, Steppenwolf’s “born to be wild” came on the radio. The very next morning I glued that phrase on half a dozen pictures. This is the one that stuck.”

This caption is perfect for staying in touch with your wild self, also makes a great gift for all the free spirits in your life. Nothing says “don’t do anything I wouldn’t do” like a “born to be wild” luggage tag. Or, invite Steppenwolf into your hip pocket with these handy flasks. Take a look at all the items sporting this caption here and remember to turn your music up loud enough to stay awake all night tonight…

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what part of "I'm hung over, go home" don't you understand?

what part of "I'm hung over, go home" don't you understand?

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I'm going to be the most popular girl in rehab!

I'm going to be the most popular girl in rehab!

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Flasks $21.99

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funny... I don't recall asking for your opinion

Anne Says: “I’m the touchy type. I should have this tattooed on my forehead.”

This caption is perfect for the girlfriend, co-worker or mother-in-law who always gives great advice…or to keep on your fridge or desk to let everyone know you don’t need any outside opinions! Find all the items with this caption here and please remember that you are perfect just the way you are, thank you very much.

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Mugs $9.99

Also available on: Magnetic Notepads.

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yes, we are lesbians... and no, you can't watch

yes, we are lesbians... and no, you can't watch

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see? I told you I gave the best blow job

see? I told you I gave the best blow job

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"high maintenance" doesn't even begin to cover it

Anne Says: “I was boarding an airplane en route to Hawaii. It’s always a little hard for me to get into vacation mode, so naturally I was thinking about captions. The man across the aisle told his friend how high maintenance his wife was, and I was not ashamed to eavesdrop.”

Sometimes husbands just don’t understand… This caption makes a perfect gift for those who choose to celebrate the often under-appreciated quality of being “high maintenance” – you, perhaps? Fill a “high maintenance” coin purse with a coordinating lip balm and mini-emery boards to make a great gift for your girlfriends. We know a mom who used the “high maintenance” totes to tote her cloth diaper laundry (and begged us for a version of this caption showing a baby). Find all the “high maintenance” items here and remember that you may be high maintenance, but you’re worth it!

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Lip Balms $4.99

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walk faster... the children are catching up

Anne Says: “Nothing has brought me more joy than being a mother. However… I still remember the exhilaration (and yes, the anxiety) I felt the very first time I left my daughter alone and went shopping with my friend JoAnne. I still have the moss-green pullover I bought that day. This image celebrates that one small step away from total interdependence.”

All the moms out there should understand the feeling here – I mean we love our kids and all but we also long to pee by ourselves or jaunt unencumbered to the store just once in a while. Untangle that child from your legs, put on some walking shoes and celebrate your brief interludes of independence with this caption. We love this on canvas prints, coin purses, magnets & magnetic notepads.

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a real friend will help you hide the body

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Magnets $4.99

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did somebody say "open bar"?

did somebody say "open bar"?

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Magnets $4.99

Coasters $5.99

Also available on: Luggage Tags, Napkins, Flasks.

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you're right! it does look like her Facebook picture!

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You be Thelma. I'll be Louise.

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we go together like drunk and disorderly

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Also available on: Mugs, Mini Trays, Flasks, Coasters, Napkins.

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you're never too old... to try something stupid

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someone is about to get herself voted off this island

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I believe we have an opportunity to make some extremely poor choices

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