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Ho-Ho-Holiday Sale!

On behalf of our entire team at Anne Taintor, Inc. we would like to thank you for your continued support, and we'd like to show our appreciation by offering you this holiday sale! As you may know, each year Anne reluctantly removes some of her favorite products from the shelves to make room for glorious new designs. This year we're offering you last-minute holiday shoppers the chance to grab these items at 50% off while supplies last... Enjoy & Happy Holidays!

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honey, this asks for your occupation... shall I just write "ball-buster"?

honey, this asks for your occupation... shall I just write "ball-buster"?

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Magnets $2.50

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which twin has the STD?

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Magnets $2.50

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see? I told you I gave the best blow job

see? I told you I gave the best blow job

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Magnets $2.50

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do I ever question your lifestyle?

do I ever question your lifestyle?

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Coasters $5.99

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why don't you go Xerox your ass?

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Magnets $2.50

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gosh, Mom! I'd rather eat cat poo!

gosh, Mom! I'd rather eat cat poo!

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Magnets $2.50

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all dressed up with nothing to drink

all dressed up with nothing to drink

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Magnets $2.50

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...because puppies never have affairs with their secretaries

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Magnets $2.50

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did somebody say "free gift with purchase"?

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Magnets $2.50

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sign up for a life of drudgery and receive these free gifts!

sign up for a life of drudgery and receive these free gifts!

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yes, we are lesbians... and no, you can't watch

yes, we are lesbians... and no, you can't watch

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Magnets $2.50

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oh Daddy! you're so much more fun after your third cocktail!

oh Daddy! you're so much more fun after your third cocktail!

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Magnets $2.50

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Can someone call the Coast Guard? I believe I've dropped my Mai Tai.

can someone call the Coast Guard? I believe I've dropped my Mai Tai.

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she was certain that money could buy happiness if only he'd try harder

she was certain that money could buy happiness if only he'd try harder

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Magnets $2.50

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it's not you, darling... it's your limited earning potential

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Magnets $2.50

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remember, son... the formula for success is 10% inspiration and 90% intoxication

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Magnets $2.50

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Ommmmm...

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Magnets $2.50

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and voila! margaritas for everyone!

and voila! margaritas for everyone!

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Magnets $4.99

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did somebody say "open bar"?

did somebody say "open bar"?

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Magnets $4.99

Coasters $5.99

Also available on: Luggage Tags, Napkins, Flasks.

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funny... I don't recall asking for your opinion

Anne Says: “I’m the touchy type. I should have this tattooed on my forehead.”

This caption is perfect for the girlfriend, co-worker or mother-in-law who always gives great advice…or to keep on your fridge or desk to let everyone know you don’t need any outside opinions! Find all the items with this caption here and please remember that you are perfect just the way you are, thank you very much.

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Magnets $4.99

Mugs $9.99

Also available on: Magnetic Notepads.

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just let my conscience be our guide

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Coasters $5.99

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the key word is "alleged"

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Lip Balms $4.99

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I'm so happy it's happy hour

They call it “happy hour” for a reason. Every evening when my Dad came home from work, he and my Mom would go into the living room, close the doors, have a cocktail, and talk about their days. Since the doors were glass, my siblings and I were able to watch and learn.

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Flasks $21.99

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make mine estrogen

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had she really hit Reply to All?!?!?

Anne Says: “Yes, she really had. I was in a pissy mood one day. I was responding to a coworker concerning a request from a very lovely woman with whom we do business. I didn’t notice that the very lovely woman was copied on my coworker’s email, and I didn’t notice that I had hit Reply to All after writing “is this woman crazy???” You will notice I said “a very lovely woman with whom we do business” and not “a very lovely woman with whom we did business.” Fortunately, the lovely woman was far more mature than I. Lessons learned: 1) it’s not always about me, and 2) grow up.”

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