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see? I told you I gave the best blow job
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do I ever question your lifestyle?
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whoever said laughter is the best medicine had clearly never tasted scotch
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only four more hours 'til my next dose!
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yipee! I get to make dinner again tomorrow!
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gosh, Mom! I'd rather eat cat poo!
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where's the toy in this stupid happy meal?
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all dressed up with nothing to drink
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honey, this asks for your occupation... shall I just write "ball-buster"?
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sign up for a life of drudgery and receive these free gifts!
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can I be a boy instead?
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yes, we are lesbians... and no, you can't watch
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oh Daddy! you're so much more fun after your third cocktail!
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my lobotomy did wonders for my morale... no more crazy feminist talk from me!
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now remember, sweetheart... if you lose another lunchbox Mommy will have to sell you to pirates
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can someone call the Coast Guard? I believe I've dropped my Mai Tai.
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she was certain that money could buy happiness if only he'd try harder
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and voila! margaritas for everyone!
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did somebody say "open bar"?
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Anne Says: “I’m the touchy type. I should have this tattooed on my forehead.”
This caption is perfect for the girlfriend, co-worker or mother-in-law who always gives great advice…or to keep on your fridge or desk to let everyone know you don’t need any outside opinions! Find all the items with this caption here and please remember that you are perfect just the way you are, thank you very much.
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They call it “happy hour” for a reason. Every evening when my Dad came home from work, he and my Mom would go into the living room, close the doors, have a cocktail, and talk about their days. Since the doors were glass, my siblings and I were able to watch and learn.
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whatever had she done? and with whom?
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Anne Says: “Yes, she really had. I was in a pissy mood one day. I was responding to a coworker concerning a request from a very lovely woman with whom we do business. I didn’t notice that the very lovely woman was copied on my coworker’s email, and I didn’t notice that I had hit Reply to All after writing “is this woman crazy???” You will notice I said “a very lovely woman with whom we do business” and not “a very lovely woman with whom we did business.” Fortunately, the lovely woman was far more mature than I. Lessons learned: 1) it’s not always about me, and 2) grow up.”
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