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Liquor & Drinking Captions

Liquor & Drinking Captions

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I'm so happy it's happy hour

They call it “happy hour” for a reason. Every evening when my Dad came home from work, he and my Mom would go into the living room, close the doors, have a cocktail, and talk about their days. Since the doors were glass, my siblings and I were able to watch and learn.

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all I want is an umbrella in my drink

all I want is an umbrella in my drink

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surely it must be five o'clock somewhere

surely it must be five o'clock somewhere

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surely it must be five o'clock somewhere

surely it must be five o'clock somewhere

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I truly amaze myself... this after five martinis!

I truly amaze myself... this after five martinis!

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she was one cocktail away from proving his mother right

she was one cocktail away from proving his mother right

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what part of "I'm hung over, go home" don't you understand?

what part of "I'm hung over, go home" don't you understand?

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why do dishes when you can do daiquiris?

why do dishes when you can do daiquiris?

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and voila! margaritas for everyone!

and voila! margaritas for everyone!

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what's a nice girl like me doing without a drink in her hand?

what's a nice girl like me doing without a drink in her hand?

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I'm going to be the most popular girl in rehab!

I'm going to be the most popular girl in rehab!

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did somebody say "open bar"?

did somebody say "open bar"?

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Also available on: Luggage Tags, Napkins, Flasks.

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choosy moms choose beer

choosy moms choose beer

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the only thing left to polish off now is the gin

the only thing left to polish off now is the gin

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all dressed up with nothing to drink

all dressed up with nothing to drink

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hmm... you say tomato... I say Bloody Mary!

hmmm... you say tomato... I say Bloody Mary!

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Also available on: Towels.

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you have to start drinking pretty damn early if you want to stay wasted all day

you have to start drinking pretty damn early if you want to stay wasted all day

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oh Daddy! you're so much more fun after your third cocktail!

oh Daddy! you're so much more fun after your third cocktail!

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hurry, dear... if you miss the bus you'll have to walk 'cause mommy can't drink and drive

hurry dear... if you miss the bus you'll have to walk 'cause mommy can't drink and drive

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Can someone call the Coast Guard? I believe I've dropped my Mai Tai.

can someone call the Coast Guard? I believe I've dropped my Mai Tai.

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on second thought... let's get drunk and order pizza!

on second thought... let's get drunk and order pizza!

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ta-daa! now let's have a cocktail...

Anne Says: "I admire a woman who can wait until after the roast is done for her first cocktail." Enjoy one of our favorite captions available on all the items below. Perfect for your cocktail buddy, your hard-working hostess, or anyone who needs a drink & a laugh...

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...and then the children cleaned their rooms, got mommy her drink, and went straight to bed. The End.

... and then the children cleaned their rooms, got mommy her drink, and went straight to bed. The End.

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the mistletoe wasn't the only thing that was going to get hammered

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we go together like drunk and disorderly

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Also available on: Mugs, Napkins, Flasks, Mini Trays.

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surely it must be five o'clock somewhere

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