see? aren't we both much happier when I'm happy?
think of me as "unexpected turbulence"
the day was in dire need of a Ctrl+Alt+Delete
no...I do not think it's time to get dinner started
stop me before I volunteer again
following the "if you can't say something nice" rule proved to be more challenging than she had anticipated
on second thought... let's get drunk and order pizza!
old enough to know better... too young to give a rat's ass