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Our strong and (very funny) magnets are individually bagged for gift giving.
3 3/8"sq. $5.00 each

can I get you some toast to go with that self-satisfied grin?do you think my sister means it when she says we need therapy?choosy moms choose beerI don't suffer fools gladly... but I do gladly make fools suffer
can I get you some toast to go with that self-satisfied grin?do you think my sister means it when she says we need therapy?choosy moms choose beerI don't suffer fools gladly... but I do gladly make fools suffer
if only Monday morning were as easy I am...are you certain you want to interrupt my coffee break?why yes, this is real polyesterI'm going to be the most popular girl in rehab!
if only Monday morning were as easy I am...are you certain you want to interrupt my coffee break?why yes, this is real polyesterI'm going to be the most popular girl in rehab!
why, I'd be delighted to put my needs last againmulti-tasking is for suckers!whoever said laughter is the best medicine had clearly never tasted scotchwhy don't you go Xerox your ass?
why, I'd be delighted to put my needs last againmulti-tasking is for suckers!whoever said laughter is the best medicine had clearly never tasted scotchwhy don't you go Xerox your ass?
do I ever question your lifestyle?what's a nice girl like me doing without a drink in her hand?born to be wildHurrah! At last I'm 40!
do I ever question your lifestyle?what's a nice girl like me doing without a drink in her hand?born to be wildHurrah! At last I'm 40!
Hurrah! At last I'm 50!bite memale refrigerator blindness claims another victimWOW! I get to give birth AND change diapers!
Hurrah! At last I'm 50!bite memale refrigerator blindness claims another victimWOW! I get to give birth AND change diapers!
domestically disabledI dreamed my whole house was clean...you'll eat it... you'll eat it and like itshe had not yet decided whether to use her power for good... or for evil
domestically disabledI dreamed my whole house was clean...you'll eat it... you'll eat it and like itshe had not yet decided whether to use her power for good... or for evil
my garden kicks assmake your own damn dinneranother day in paradise...guess where I'm tattooed
my garden kicks assmake your own damn dinneranother day in paradise...guess where I'm tattooed
because I'm the mother... that's whyshe could see no good reason to act her ageI'm so happy it's happy hoursurely it must be five o'clock somewhere
because I'm the mother... that's whyshe could see no good reason to act her ageI'm so happy it's happy hoursurely it must be five o'clock somewhere
I love not campingshe was one frozen entree away from a nervous breakdown"high maintenance" doesn't even begin to cover itold enough to know better... too young to give a rat's ass
I love not campingshe was one frozen entree away from a nervous breakdown"high maintenance" doesn't even begin to cover itold enough to know better... too young to give a rat's ass
medicated and motivatedthe secret ingredient is resentmentstop me before I volunteer againsay it with carbohydrates
medicated and motivatedthe secret ingredient is resentmentstop me before I volunteer againsay it with carbohydrates
they were so soft and tiny... just like her exfunny... I don't recall asking for your opinionta-daa! now let's have a cocktail...if by "happy" you mean trapped with no means of escape...? then yes, I'm happy
they were so soft and tiny... just like her exfunny... I don't recall asking for your opinionta-daa! now let's have a cocktail...if by "happy" you mean trapped with no means of escape...? then yes, I'm happy
she was one cocktail away from proving his mother rightYou be Thelma. I'll be Louise.why yes, I am that kind of girlit was the best rebound relationship ever
she was one cocktail away from proving his mother rightYou be Thelma. I'll be Louise.why yes, I am that kind of girlit was the best rebound relationship ever
whoever said "less is more" had probably never had quite enough "more"I believe we have an opportunity to make some extremely poor choiceswhy do dishes when you can do daiquiris?martinis... they're not just for breakfast anymore
whoever said "less is more" had probably never had quite enough "more"I believe we have an opportunity to make some extremely poor choiceswhy do dishes when you can do daiquiris?martinis... they're not just for breakfast anymore
just let my conscience be our guideI have what one might call "special needs"#%&@*!!!!!!had she really hit Reply to All?!?!?
just let my conscience be our guideI have what one might call "special needs"#%&@*!!!!!!had she really hit Reply to All?!?!?
we prefer the word "discomfort"why is it always about you?he fully appreciated the error of her waysit's okay... I didn't want a real life anyway
we prefer the word "discomfort"why is it always about you?he fully appreciated the error of her waysit's okay... I didn't want a real life anyway
remember when stalkers called themselves "secret admirers"?it's not a prank call if you're wearing a tieshe couldn't remember... was it one teaspoon of arsenic or two?sublimating my ambitions has been every bit as rewarding as mother told me it would be
remember when stalkers called themselves "secret admirers"?it's not a prank call if you're wearing a tieshe couldn't remember... was it one teaspoon of arsenic or two?sublimating my ambitions has been every bit as rewarding as mother told me it would be
she admired his ability to rise to the occasionoops! I spent the grocery money on shoes again...I believe the word you're searching for is "divine"you mess with the kitty, you feel the claws
she admired his ability to rise to the occasionoops! I spent the grocery money on shoes again...I believe the word you're searching for is "divine"you mess with the kitty, you feel the claws
I should come with a warning labelgosh heavens, Betty, not again! you mooched a condom from me just last night...it's called a "condom", Daddy...write it downerrands...housecleaning...dinner at five...how does he do it?
I should come with a warning labelgosh heavens, Betty, not again! you mooched a condom from me just last night...it's called a "condom", Daddy...write it downerrands...housecleaning...dinner at five...how does he do it?
who says children need to eat every day?...and then the children cleaned their rooms, got mommy her drink, and went straight to bed. The End. but honey...decision-making is women's workspit in your soup? why ever would I do that?
who says children need to eat every day?...and then the children cleaned their rooms, got mommy her drink, and went straight to bed. The End. but honey...decision-making is women's workspit in your soup? why ever would I do that?
waitressing: career choice of the stars!if looks could kill women wouldn't need frying pans a real friend will help you hide the bodygolly! liquor is quicker!
waitressing: career choice of the stars!if looks could kill women wouldn't need frying pans a real friend will help you hide the bodygolly! liquor is quicker!
and voila! margaritas for everyone!I have so much... and yet I want more!now be a dear and fetch mommy her flaskwhich twin has the STD?
and voila! margaritas for everyone!I have so much... and yet I want more!now be a dear and fetch mommy her flaskwhich twin has the STD?
as promised, she served him his balls on a traygay marriage? I'll drink to that!size mattersremember darling, there's a lot more to wearing the pants in this family than just pants
as promised, she served him his balls on a traygay marriage? I'll drink to that!size mattersremember darling, there's a lot more to wearing the pants in this family than just pants
was it just her imagination... or were all the men in her life babies?I'll take mind-numbing chores over a fulfilling career any day!lactose is just one of the many things I don't toleratenice! have you laid anything else recently?
was it just her imagination... or were all the men in her life babies?I'll take mind-numbing chores over a fulfilling career any day!lactose is just one of the many things I don't toleratenice! have you laid anything else recently?
...a lady president? don't be silly, sweetie!see? I told you I gave the best blow job"high maintenance" doesn't even begin to cover it
looking for trouble? look no further...
...a lady president? don't be silly, sweetie!see? I told you I gave the best blow job"high maintenance" doesn't even begin to cover itlooking for trouble? look no further...
 
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