Classic Taintor with a Twist
we go together like drunk and disorderly
on second thought... let's get drunk and order pizza!
just let my conscience be our guide
why do dishes when you can do daiquiris?
the day was in dire need of a Ctrl+Alt+Delete
she was one cocktail away from proving his mother right
I love not camping
golly! liquor is quicker!
all I want is an umbrella in my drink
did somebody say "open bar"?
do I ever question your lifestyle?
why am I sober?
drinks after work? why wait that long?