Classic Taintor with a Twist
just let my conscience be our guide
why do dishes when you can do daiquiris?
the day was in dire need of a Ctrl+Alt+Delete
she was one cocktail away from proving his mother right
I love not camping
all I want is an umbrella in my drink
did somebody say "open bar"?
do I ever question your lifestyle?
we go together like drunk and disorderly
on second thought... let's get drunk and order pizza!