did we forget the children at the baggage claim... again?
can one of you darling children show Aunt Gigi where your parents hide the booze?
born to be wild
I'm so happy its happy hour (original)
old enough to know better... too young to give a rat's ass
why yes, I am that kind of girl
I should come with a warning label
what's a nice girl like me doing without a drink in her hand?
I'm going to be the most popular girl in rehab!
did somebody say "open bar"?
you have to start drinking pretty damn early if you want to stay wasted all day
we go together like drunk and disorderly
I'm so happy it's happy hour
the voices in my head are all demanding drinks
I'll try anything once... okay, twice...