Classic Taintor with a Twist
you have to start drinking pretty damn early if you want to stay wasted all day
we go together like drunk and disorderly
I'm so happy it's happy hour
the voices in my head are all demanding drinks
I'll try anything once... okay, twice...
born to be wild
I'm so happy its happy hour (original)
surely it must be five o'clock somewhere
old enough to know better... too young to give a rat's ass
why yes, I am that kind of girl
why do dishes when you can do daiquiris?
all I want is an umbrella in my drink
I should come with a warning label
what's a nice girl like me doing without a drink in her hand?
I'm going to be the most popular girl in rehab!
did somebody say "open bar"?
golly! liquor is quicker!
everyone needs a hobby, dear... mine is drinking
I can't afford to go on vacation so I'm just going to drink until I don't know where I am anymore
why am I sober?
what do you get for the girl who has everything? another cocktail, perhaps?
sometimes it all seems so pointless... well, except for cocktails
cocktail hour did absolute wonders for office morale
drinks after work? why wait that long?