Classic Taintor with a Twist
I dreamed my whole desk was clean...
born to be wild
did somebody say "open bar"?
you have to start drinking pretty damn early if you want to stay wasted all day
Can someone call the Coast Guard? I believe I've dropped my Mai Tai.
You be Thelma. I'll be Louise.
walk faster... the children are catching up
we go together like drunk and disorderly
we came... we shopped... we're ready for cocktails
what's a nice girl like me doing without a drink in her hand?
hmm... you say tomato... I say Bloody Mary!
on second thought... let's get drunk and order pizza!
I'm so happy it's happy hour -
I dreamed my whole house was clean...
she was comforted by the knowledge that they were helpless without her
I love not camping
someone called...about something...
stop me before I volunteer again
if you're going to kick ass, you need kickass shoes
the voices in my head are all demanding drinks