did somebody say "open bar"?
now was probably not the best time to tell the kids they were Jewish
I love not camping
ta-daa! now let's have a cocktail...
the mistletoe wasn't the only thing that was going to get hammered
what's a nice girl like me doing without a drink in her hand?
the voices in my head are all demanding drinks
we go together like drunk and disorderly
walk faster... the children are catching up
she could no longer pretend that he wasn't an idiot
you're never too old... to try something stupid
she was one cocktail away from proving his mother right
I dreamed my whole house was clean...
stop me before I volunteer again