Classic Taintor with a Twist
did somebody say "open bar"?
I love not camping
ta-daa! now let's have a cocktail...
what's a nice girl like me doing without a drink in her hand?
the voices in my head are all demanding drinks
we go together like drunk and disorderly
walk faster... the children are catching up
she could no longer pretend that he wasn't an idiot
gay marriage? I'll drink to that!
stop me before I volunteer again
you're never too old... to try something stupid
now was probably not the best time to tell the kids they were Jewish
she was one cocktail away from proving his mother right
the mistletoe wasn't the only thing that was going to get hammered
cocktail hour did absolute wonders for office morale