Classic Taintor with a Twist
I love not camping
walk faster... the children are catching up
you're never too old... to try something stupid
did somebody say "open bar"?
now was probably not the best time to tell the kids they were Jewish
ta-daa! now let's have a cocktail...
she was one cocktail away from proving his mother right
the mistletoe wasn't the only thing that was going to get hammered
what's a nice girl like me doing without a drink in her hand?
the voices in my head are all demanding drinks
we go together like drunk and disorderly
she could no longer pretend that he wasn't an idiot
I dreamed my whole house was clean...
gay marriage? I'll drink to that!
stop me before I volunteer again