Classic Taintor with a Twist
Classic
Miss Taintor
make your own damn dinner
$4.99
I'm so happy it's happy hour
ta-daa! now let's have a cocktail...
she was one cocktail away from proving his mother right
why do dishes when you can do daiquiris?
martinis... they're not just for breakfast anymore
oops! I spent the grocery money on shoes again...
whoever said laughter is the best medicine had clearly never tasted liquor
she couldn't even remember the last time she partied with adults
surely it must be five o'clock somewhere
stop me before I volunteer again
what's a nice girl like me doing without a drink in her hand?
has anyone seen my hormones?
I love not camping
breathalyze me!
cocktail hour did absolute wonders for office morale
drinks after work? why wait that long?
everyone needs a hobby, dear... mine is cocktails