Classic Taintor with a Twist
make your own damn dinner
because I'm the mother... that's why
the only thing left to polish off now is the gin
hmm... you say tomato... I say Bloody Mary!
what am I making for supper? why, sweetie, I'm making whatever the hell I want served with a side of eat it or starve
on second thought... let's get drunk and order pizza!
no...I do not think it's time to get dinner started
I truly amaze myself... this after five martinis!
twinkle, twinkle, little cup... how'd my life get so f***ed up?