expiration dates are for the weak
jeepers, mom! i'd drink too if I had to do this all day!
make your own damn dinner
because I'm the mother... that's why
the only thing left to polish off now is the gin
hmm... you say tomato... I say Bloody Mary!
what am I making for supper? why, sweetie, I'm making whatever the hell I want served with a side of eat it or starve
on second thought... let's get drunk and order pizza!
no...I do not think it's time to get dinner started
I truly amaze myself... this after five martinis!
twinkle, twinkle, little cup... how'd my life get so f***ed up?