Classic Taintor with a Twist
you saw mommy kissing no one, understand?
all she wanted for Christmas was a nap
the mistletoe wasn't the only thing that was going to get hammered
A Merry Christmas
now was probably not the best time to tell the kids they were Jewish
I could tell you I miss snow in December, but then you'd know I was off my meds
fortunately, she had remembered to stock up on Prozac before going home for the holidays
she was one hot toddy away from proving his mother right
the only thing left to polish off now is the eggnogg
Jack Frost was really beginning to piss her off
what the...? I specifically requested five golden rings
he gave new meaning to "dressing the turkey"
remember, sweetie... I'll be checking it twice... at least twice