Classic Taintor with a Twist
born to be wild
another day in paradise...
all I want is an umbrella in my drink
surely it must be five o'clock somewhere
I love not camping
old enough to know better... too young to give a rat's ass
we all have our baggage
ta-daa! now let's have a cocktail...
You be Thelma. I'll be Louise.
do we ever question your lifestyle?
if by "having fun" you mean trapped with no means of escape...? then yes, we're having fun
the oven isn't the only thing I left turned on
you're never too old... to try something stupid
did somebody say "open bar"?
someone is about to get herself voted off this island
are we there yet?
mommy? are you sure it's okay to leave Grandpa tied to the dock?
you were right, honey... this is a lot more fun than golf and beer with the guys
honey, I'm already at my cruising altitude
prepare to be amazed
ever wish you could shoot some people with more than just a camera?
you have to start drinking pretty damn early if you want to stay wasted all day
it's like a mini bar with wings!
Can someone call the Coast Guard? I believe I've dropped my Mai Tai.
help! I'm on vacation, and I can't get up!
you know me... busy, busy!
I'm not married yet... I'm not married yet... I'm not married yet...
I came... I shopped... I'm ready for a cocktail.
same circus... different clowns
ha, ha, very funny... now where are we really staying?
and that, my friends, is how you throw a frisbee