Classic Taintor with a Twist
born to be wild
You be Thelma. I'll be Louise.
guess where I'm tattooed
I love not camping
honey, you couldn't handle half of me
stop me before I volunteer again
inner beauty is for amateurs
she had made yet another wise shopping decision
I have what one might call "special needs"
it's okay... I didn't want a real life anyway
I believe the word you're searching for is "divine"
you mess with the kitty, you feel the claws
I should come with a warning label
old enough to know better... too young to give a rat's ass
I have so much... and yet I want more!
are you certain you want to interrupt my coffee break?
is it possible that I'm simply too attractive?
it's always fun until somebody breaks a nail...
I'd rather be getting my nails done...
when you never lift a finger you get lovely fingers
cheer up, dear... it's nothing a great manicure can't fix
look... I already told you I liked your manicure, okay?