Classic Taintor with a Twist
Flasks / all I want is an umbrella in my drink
Flasks / I'm so happy its happy hour (original)
Flasks / why do dishes when you can do daiquiris?
Magnetic Notepads / and voila! margaritas for everyone!
Magnetic Notepads / did somebody say "open bar"?
Magnets / … because puppies never have affairs with their secretaries
Magnets / all dressed up with nothing to drink
Magnets / can I be a boy instead?
Magnets / Can someone call the Coast Guard? I believe I've dropped my Mai Tai.
Magnets / did somebody say "free gift with purchase"?
Magnets / do I ever question your lifestyle?
Magnets / do you think my sister means it when she says we need therapy?
Magnets / gosh, Mom! I'd rather eat cat poo!
Magnets / honey, this asks for your occupation... shall I just write "ball-buster"?
Magnets / hurry up, Charlotte! my credit cards are about to expire!
Magnets / I can't afford to go on vacation so I'm just going to drink until I don't know where I am anymore
Magnets / it's not you, darling... it's your limited earning potential
Magnets / my lobotomy did wonders for my morale... no more crazy feminist talk from me!
Magnets / now remember, sweetheart... if you lose another lunchbox Mommy will have to sell you to pirates
Magnets / oh Daddy! you're so much more fun after your third cocktail!
Magnets / Ommmmm...
Magnets / only four more hours 'til my next dose!
Magnets / remember, son... the formula for success is 10% inspiration and 90% intoxication
Magnets / see? I told you I gave the best blow job
Magnets / she was certain that money could buy happiness if only he'd try harder
Magnets / sign up for a life of drudgery and receive these free gifts!
Magnets / when I said "for poorer" you can't think I was serious
Magnets / where's the toy in this stupid happy meal?
Magnets / which twin has the STD?
Magnets / why don't you go Xerox your ass?
Magnets / yes, we are lesbians... and no, you can't watch
Magnets / yippee! I get to make dinner again tomorrow!
Magnets / your honor, I plead not guilty by reason of being so damn good-looking
Pill Boxes / make mine estrogen
Pill Boxes / whatever had she done? and with whom?
Totes / just let my conscience be our guide
Totes / the key word is "alleged"
NoteCases / had she really hit Reply to All?!?!?
Sticky Notes / NIMJD!
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