Classic Taintor with a Twist
Boxed Holiday Cards / fortunately, she had remembered to stock up on Prozac before going home for the holidays
Boxed Holiday Cards / he gave new meaning to "dressing the turkey"
Boxed Holiday Cards / I could tell you I miss snow in December, but then you'd know I was off my meds
Boxed Holiday Cards / Jack Frost was really beginning to piss her off
Boxed Holiday Cards / now was probably not the best time to tell the kids they were Jewish
Boxed Holiday Cards / remember, sweetie... I'll be checking it twice... at least twice
Boxed Holiday Cards / she was one hot toddy away from proving his mother right
Boxed Holiday Cards / the mistletoe wasn't the only thing that was going to get hammered
Boxed Holiday Cards / the only thing left to polish off now is the eggnogg
Boxed Holiday Cards / what the...? I specifically requested five golden rings
Magnets / … because puppies never have affairs with their secretaries
Magnets / all dressed up with nothing to drink
Magnets / cocktail hour can do absolute wonders for office morale
Magnets / did somebody say "free gift with purchase"?
Magnets / drinks after work? why wait that long?
Magnets / gosh, Mom! I'd rather eat cat poo!
Magnets / honey, this asks for your occupation... shall I just write "ball-buster"?
Magnets / honey? are credit card limits, like, set in stone?
Magnets / it's not you, darling... it's your limited earning potential
Magnets / oh Daddy! you're so much more fun after your third cocktail!
Magnets / Ommmmm...
Magnets / remember, son... the formula for success is 10% inspiration and 90% intoxication
Magnets / see? I told you I gave the best blow job
Magnets / she was certain that money could buy happiness if only he'd try harder
Magnets / the last thing I want to do is hurt you... but it's still on the list
Magnets / we've all decided to blame you
Magnets / which twin has the STD?
Magnets / why don't you go Xerox your ass?
Magnets / yes, we are lesbians... and no, you can't watch
Magnets / yippee! I get to make dinner again tomorrow!
Pill Boxes / make mine estrogen
Flasks / why do dishes when you can do daiquiris?
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