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long story short: I made bail
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long story short: I made bail quantity
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love makes the world go ’round but vodka makes it spin
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love makes the world go 'round but vodka makes it spin quantity
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my mascara ran… I’m counting it as exercise
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my mascara ran... I'm counting it as exercise quantity
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no, ma’am we don’t check emotional baggage… although yours does look fascinating
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no, ma'am we don't check emotional baggage... although yours does look fascinating quantity
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not to brag, but I can still fit into the reputation I had in high school
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not to brag, but I can still fit into the reputation I had in high school quantity
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of course it’s not “real” Doris… nothing is real anymore
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of course it's not "real" Doris... nothing is real anymore quantity
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oh, the challenges of raising a truly gifted child!
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oh, the challenges of raising a truly gifted child! quantity
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old enough to know better… too young to give a rat’s ass
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old enough to know better... too young to give a rat's ass quantity
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remember how cool you thought you were because you were older than me?
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remember how cool you thought you were because you were older than me? quantity
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remember when you were young and gay?
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remember when you were young and gay? quantity
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she could see no good reason to act her age
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she could see no good reason to act her age quantity
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some songs never get old… others do… very quickly…
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some songs never get old... others do... very quickly... quantity
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someone has to set a bad example
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someone has to set a bad example quantity
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sorry, salad… box of wine has to go somewhere…
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sorry, salad... box of wine has to go somewhere... quantity
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the birthday candles wouldn’t be the only ones getting lit in the kitchen
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the birthday candles wouldn't be the only ones getting lit in the kitchen quantity
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The people who make screw-top wine bottles…? They’re the real heroes.
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The people who make screw-top wine bottles...? They're the real heroes. quantity
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the problem with doing nothing is it’s so hard to tell when you’re finished
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the problem with doing nothing is it's so hard to tell when you're finished quantity
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they say “do one thing every day that scares you”… I think I’ll call my mother
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they say "do one thing every day that scares you"... I think I'll call my mother quantity
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trust me… this is going to be hilarious
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trust me... this is going to be hilarious quantity
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we go together like drunk and disorderly
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we go together like drunk and disorderly quantity
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we prefer “coven” but “book club” is fine too
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we prefer "coven" but "book club" is fine too quantity
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we used to see the sun rise because we loved to party… now we see the sun rise because we have to pee
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well… let’s just say we won’t be operating heavy machinery any time soon
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well... let's just say we won't be operating heavy machinery any time soon quantity
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what do you get for the woman who has everything… …and can’t remember where she put it?
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what do you get for the woman who has everything... ...and can't remember where she put it? quantity