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Birthday Cards (A2)
no, ma’am we don’t check emotional baggage… although yours does look fascinating
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no, ma'am we don't check emotional baggage... although yours does look fascinating quantity
Birthday Cards (A2)
not to brag, but I can still fit into the reputation I had in high school
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not to brag, but I can still fit into the reputation I had in high school quantity
All Occasion (A2)
oh, the challenges of raising a truly gifted child!
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oh, the challenges of raising a truly gifted child! quantity
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old enough to know better… too young to give a rat’s ass
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old enough to know better... too young to give a rat's ass quantity
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remember how cool you thought you were because you were older than me?
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remember how cool you thought you were because you were older than me? quantity
Birthday Cards (A2)
she could see no good reason to act her age
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she could see no good reason to act her age quantity
Birthday Cards (A2)
someone has to set a bad example
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someone has to set a bad example quantity
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sorry, salad… box of wine has to go somewhere…
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sorry, salad... box of wine has to go somewhere... quantity
Birthday Cards (A2)
the birthday candles wouldn’t be the only ones getting lit in the kitchen
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the birthday candles wouldn't be the only ones getting lit in the kitchen quantity
Birthday Cards (A2)
The people who make screw-top wine bottles…? They’re the real heroes.
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The people who make screw-top wine bottles...? They're the real heroes. quantity
Birthday Cards (A2)
the problem with doing nothing is it’s so hard to tell when you’re finished
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the problem with doing nothing is it's so hard to tell when you're finished quantity
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Birthday Cards (A2)
trust me… this is going to be hilarious
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trust me... this is going to be hilarious quantity
Birthday Cards (A2)
we go together like drunk and disorderly
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we go together like drunk and disorderly quantity
Birthday Cards (A2)
we prefer “coven” but “book club” is fine too
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we prefer "coven" but "book club" is fine too quantity
Birthday Cards (A2)
we used to see the sun rise because we loved to party… now we see the sun rise because we have to pee
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we used to see the sun rise because we loved to party... now we see the sun rise because we have to pee quantity
Birthday Cards (A2)
well… let’s just say we won’t be operating heavy machinery any time soon
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well... let's just say we won't be operating heavy machinery any time soon quantity
Birthday Cards (A2)
what do you get for the woman who has everything… …and can’t remember where she put it?
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what do you get for the woman who has everything... ...and can't remember where she put it? quantity
Birthday Cards (A2)
what wine pairs well with birthday cake?
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what wine pairs well with birthday cake? quantity
Birthday Cards (A2)
who is this “Moderation” we’re supposed to be drinking with?
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who is this "Moderation" we're supposed to be drinking with? quantity
Birthday Cards (A2)
yeah, our joints are stiff… but by golly, so are our cocktails!
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yeah, our joints are stiff... but by golly, so are our cocktails! quantity
Birthday Cards (A2)
You be Thelma. I’ll be Louise.
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You be Thelma. I'll be Louise. quantity
Birthday Cards (A2)
you know that movie with the actor who’s married to what’s her face who was in that show we liked?
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you know that movie with the actor who's married to what's her face who was in that show we liked? quantity
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you remind me of a fabulous 50s housewife from one of those cool old ads
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you remind me of a fabulous 50s housewife from one of those cool old ads quantity
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you’re never too old… to try something stupid
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you're never too old... to try something stupid quantity