Sale! | Anne Taintor

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Knee Socks, Stocking Stuffers
walk faster… the children are catching up
~~$10.00~~ $0.50
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God Bless This Empty Nest
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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Cosmetic Bags
his snoring is so much better…thank you, duct tape!
~~$19.00~~ $5.00
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Flasks
did we forget the children at baggage claim… again?
~~$22.00~~ $6.00
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Flasks
can one of you darling children show Aunt Gigi where your parents hide the booze?
~~$22.00~~ $6.00
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Flasks
I wish this were gin
~~$22.00~~ $6.00
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Luggage Tags
keep saying “look, Daddy, look!” he loves it
~~$11.00~~ $4.00
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Pill Compacts
parenting… when messing up your own life just isn’t enough
~~$15.00~~ $6.00
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Spreader Sets
we came… we shopped… we’re ready for cocktails
~~$13.00~~ $4.00
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Spreader Sets
we go together like drunk and disorderly
~~$13.00~~ $4.00
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Spreader Sets
born to be wild
~~$13.00~~ $4.00
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Magnets, Sale Magnets!
the only thing neat in my house is my drink
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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Sticky Notes
will any of this be on the test?
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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Flasks
everything matches after four martinis
~~$22.00~~ $6.00
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they grow up so fast… and yet not nearly fast enough
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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teenagers! like having a roller coaster installed in your home!
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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everything matches after four martinis
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what’s a nice girl like me doing in a dump like this?
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sweetie, if I told you what was in it we couldn’t really call it “mystery meat” now could we?
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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Flasks
love makes the world go ’round but vodka makes it spin
~~$22.00~~ $6.00
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Luggage Tags
there’s no place like home… …thank goodness!
~~$11.00~~ $4.00
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Magnets
you enjoy your little coloring book, dear… I’ll enjoy acting like a responsible adult
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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I order… they deliver… everyone’s happy!
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Magnets
honey, we’ve still got it! in fact, we’ve got a bit more of it
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Magnets
for the love of all that’s holy, when is she moving out?
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Flasks
if you can’t be someone’s reason to smile… be their reason to drink
~~$22.00~~ $6.00
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Coin Purses
I’ve got it all… and I plan to get more of it
~~$12.00~~ $5.00
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Magnets
…and they said we couldn’t build a drone that delivers cocktails!
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Magnets
not to brag, but I can still fit into the reputation I had in high school
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Magnets
my mom jeans are in the wash
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Magnets
gratitude isn’t the only debt I owe for my education
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Flasks
you say “crazy cat lady” like it’s a bad thing
~~$22.00~~ $6.00
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Flasks
my mascara ran… I’m counting it as exercise
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Flasks
…but my favorite yoga position is sitting on the sofa with a flask tucked between the cushions
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Flasks
my other glasses have an olive and a twist
~~$22.00~~ $6.00
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Sticky Notes
must… call… office…
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…and that’s how the handsome prince worked himself into an early grave
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…and there were my keys right next to the jello mold!
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Luggage Tags
you say “crazy cat lady” like it’s a bad thing
~~$11.00~~ $4.00
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roses are red violets are blue she ate 15 cookies what’s it to you?
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Magnets
I drive them everywhere… they drive me crazy
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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