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Flasks
did we forget the children at baggage claim… again?
~~$22.00~~ $4.00
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did we forget the children at baggage claim... again? quantity
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Flasks
I wish this were gin
~~$22.00~~ $4.00
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I wish this were gin quantity
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Spreader Sets
born to be wild
~~$13.00~~ $2.00
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born to be wild quantity
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Spreader Sets
we go together like drunk and disorderly
~~$13.00~~ $2.00
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we go together like drunk and disorderly quantity
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Spreader Sets
we came… we shopped… we’re ready for cocktails
~~$13.00~~ $2.00
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we came... we shopped... we're ready for cocktails quantity
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Crew Socks
late bloomer
~~$9.00~~ $3.00
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late bloomer quantity
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Mini Trays
you can lead a horse to water… but I prefer tequila
~~$6.00~~ $2.50
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you can lead a horse to water... but I prefer tequila quantity
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Mini Trays
if it’s five o’clock somewhere can I go home now?
~~$6.00~~ $2.50
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if it's five o'clock somewhere can I go home now? quantity
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Mugs
I wish this were gin
~~$13.00~~ $4.00
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I wish this were gin quantity
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Magnets
sweetie, if I told you what was in it we couldn’t really call it “mystery meat” now could we?
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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sweetie, if I told you what was in it we couldn't really call it "mystery meat" now could we? quantity
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Magnets, Sale Magnets!
what’s a nice girl like me doing in a dump like this?
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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what's a nice girl like me doing in a dump like this? quantity
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Mini Trays
any port in a storm… cabernet is good too
~~$6.00~~ $2.50
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any port in a storm... cabernet is good too quantity
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Mugs
you can lead a horse to water… but I could use a triple espresso
~~$13.00~~ $4.00
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you can lead a horse to water... but I could use a triple espresso quantity
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Mugs
the paleo diet… ? isn’t that what killed the dinosaurs?
~~$13.00~~ $4.00
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the paleo diet... ? isn't that what killed the dinosaurs? quantity
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Crew Socks
guess where I’m tattooed
~~$9.00~~ $3.00
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guess where I'm tattooed quantity
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Crew Socks
we all have our baggage
~~$9.00~~ $3.00
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we all have our baggage quantity
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Mini Trays
that’s not why they call it pot roast… and stop calling me “Dude”
~~$6.00~~ $2.50
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that's not why they call it pot roast... and stop calling me "Dude" quantity
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Notebook Sets
she had made yet another wise shopping decision
~~$7.50~~ $5.00
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she had made yet another wise shopping decision quantity
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Notebook Sets
she was comforted by the knowledge that they were helpless without her
~~$7.50~~ $5.00
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she was comforted by the knowledge that they were helpless without her quantity
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Notebook Sets
she could see no good reason to act her age
~~$7.50~~ $5.00
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she could see no good reason to act her age quantity
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Notebook Sets
You be Thelma. I’ll be Louise.
~~$7.50~~ $5.00
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You be Thelma. I'll be Louise. quantity
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Notebook Sets
walk faster…the children are catching up
~~$7.50~~ $5.00
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walk faster...the children are catching up quantity
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Notebook Sets
you say “crazy cat lady” like it’s a bad thing
~~$7.50~~ $5.00
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you say "crazy cat lady" like it's a bad thing quantity
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Notebook Sets
my mascara ran… I’m counting it as exercise
~~$7.50~~ $5.00
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my mascara ran... I'm counting it as exercise quantity
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Notebook Sets
I see you’ve already penciled in “hangover” for tomorrow morning
~~$7.50~~ $5.00
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I see you've already penciled in "hangover" for tomorrow morning quantity
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Notebook Sets
money may not buy happiness… but check these bitchin shoes!
~~$7.50~~ $5.00
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money may not buy happiness... but check these bitchin shoes! quantity
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Notebook Sets
dress for the job you want
~~$7.50~~ $5.00
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dress for the job you want quantity
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Notebook Sets
long story short: I made bail
~~$7.50~~ $5.00
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long story short: I made bail quantity
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Notebook Sets
the key to our smiles? holding the smoke in as long as possible
~~$7.50~~ $5.00
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the key to our smiles? holding the smoke in as long as possible quantity
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Notebook Sets
medicated and motivated
~~$7.50~~ $5.00
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medicated and motivated quantity
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Notebook Sets
stop me before I volunteer again
~~$7.50~~ $5.00
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stop me before I volunteer again quantity
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Notebook Sets
we all have our baggage
~~$7.50~~ $5.00
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we all have our baggage quantity
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Notebook Sets
my other glasses have an olive and a twist
~~$7.50~~ $5.00
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my other glasses have an olive and a twist quantity
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Mini Trays
…and they said we couldn’t build a drone that delivers cocktails!
~~$6.00~~ $2.50
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...and they said we couldn't build a drone that delivers cocktails! quantity
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Mini Trays
my other glasses have an olive and a twist
~~$6.00~~ $2.50
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my other glasses have an olive and a twist quantity
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Flasks
my mascara ran… I’m counting it as exercise
~~$22.00~~ $4.00
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my mascara ran... I'm counting it as exercise quantity
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Flasks
my other glasses have an olive and a twist
~~$22.00~~ $4.00
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my other glasses have an olive and a twist quantity
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Mugs
…but my favorite yoga position is sitting on the sofa with a cup of tea
~~$13.00~~ $4.00
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...but my favorite yoga position is sitting on the sofa with a cup of tea quantity
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Sticky Notes
must… call… office…
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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must... call... office... quantity
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Sale Magnets!, Stocking Stuffers
…and that’s how the handsome prince worked himself into an early grave
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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...and that's how the handsome prince worked himself into an early grave quantity
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Magnets, Sale Magnets!
when one door closes it sure as hell wasn’t my kids who did it
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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when one door closes it sure as hell wasn't my kids who did it quantity
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Birthday Cards (A2)
it’s all our fault… they said proudly
~~$3.75~~ $1.00
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it's all our fault... they said proudly quantity
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Magnets
winners never quit but quitters get to the bar first
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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winners never quit but quitters get to the bar first quantity
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Magnets
guess what, mom? it’s your turn to volunteer at school today
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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guess what, mom? it's your turn to volunteer at school today quantity
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Birthday Cards (A2)
“okay, I guess” turned out to be the wrong answer1
~~$3.75~~ $1.00
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"okay, I guess" turned out to be the wrong answer1 quantity
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Birthday Cards (A2)
you can hide but you can’t run… not in heels, anyway
~~$3.75~~ $1.00
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you can hide but you can't run... not in heels, anyway quantity
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Birthday Cards (A2)
some songs never get old… others do… very quickly…
~~$3.75~~ $1.00
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some songs never get old... others do... very quickly... quantity
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Birthday Cards (A2)
and the award for most drama goes to…
~~$3.75~~ $1.00
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and the award for most drama goes to... quantity
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Sticky Notes
so naturally I only put in 79% of the effort
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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so naturally I only put in 79% of the effort quantity
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Magnets
It’s called “Ode to Housework”, dear. It has no ending
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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It's called "Ode to Housework", dear. It has no ending quantity
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Magnets
Let me know when they invent Cool Yoga.
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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Let me know when they invent Cool Yoga. quantity
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Magnets
trust me… this is going to be hilarious
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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trust me... this is going to be hilarious quantity
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Birthday Cards (A2)
of course it’s not “real” Doris… nothing is real anymore
~~$3.75~~ $1.00
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of course it's not "real" Doris... nothing is real anymore quantity
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Birthday Cards (A2)
trust me… this is going to be hilarious
~~$3.75~~ $1.00
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trust me... this is going to be hilarious quantity
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Magnets
cats…because introverts need soulmates too
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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cats...because introverts need soulmates too quantity
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Crew Socks
medicated and motivated
~~$9.00~~ $3.00
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medicated and motivated quantity
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Magnets
save your breath, mom… if it’s healthy I’m not interested
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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save your breath, mom... if it's healthy I'm not interested quantity
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Magnets
hooray! the breakfast dishes are done at last!
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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hooray! the breakfast dishes are done at last! quantity
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Magnets
cookies… they’re not just for breakfast anymore
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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cookies... they're not just for breakfast anymore quantity