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Thank You Cards (A2)
one of us wants to lick your face
~~$3.75~~ $1.00
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one of us wants to lick your face quantity
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Flasks
did we forget the children at baggage claim… again?
~~$22.00~~ $4.00
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did we forget the children at baggage claim... again? quantity
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Flasks
I wish this were gin
~~$22.00~~ $4.00
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I wish this were gin quantity
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Spreader Sets
we came… we shopped… we’re ready for cocktails
~~$13.00~~ $4.00
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we came... we shopped... we're ready for cocktails quantity
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Spreader Sets
we go together like drunk and disorderly
~~$13.00~~ $4.00
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we go together like drunk and disorderly quantity
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Spreader Sets
born to be wild
~~$13.00~~ $4.00
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born to be wild quantity
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Magnets, Sale Magnets!
…and then I said “only mommies are allowed to use that word”
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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...and then I said "only mommies are allowed to use that word" quantity
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Towels
…and then she skipped the bake sale, wrote a check to the PTA, and lived happily ever after
~~$11.00~~ $4.00
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...and then she skipped the bake sale, wrote a check to the PTA, and lived happily ever after quantity
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All Occasion (A2)
…and then she skipped the bake sale, wrote a check to the PTA, and lived happily ever after
~~$3.75~~ $1.00
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...and then she skipped the bake sale, wrote a check to the PTA, and lived happily ever after quantity
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Magnets, Sale Magnets!
everything matches after four martinis
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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everything matches after four martinis quantity
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Magnets, Sale Magnets!
the best thing about getting old is forgetting how old you are
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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the best thing about getting old is forgetting how old you are quantity
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Magnets, Sale Magnets!
what’s a nice girl like me doing in a dump like this?
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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what's a nice girl like me doing in a dump like this? quantity
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Magnets
sweetie, if I told you what was in it we couldn’t really call it “mystery meat” now could we?
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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sweetie, if I told you what was in it we couldn't really call it "mystery meat" now could we? quantity
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Magnets, Sale Magnets!
… but I’m too young for a mini-van
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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... but I'm too young for a mini-van quantity
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Magnets, Sale Magnets!
I order… they deliver… everyone’s happy!
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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I order... they deliver... everyone's happy! quantity
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Coin Purses
I’ve got it all… and I plan to get more of it
~~$12.00~~ $2.50
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I've got it all... and I plan to get more of it quantity
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All Occasion (A2)
dress for the job you want
~~$3.75~~ $1.00
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dress for the job you want quantity
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Magnets, Sale Magnets!
someday I’ll meet a prince who isn’t gay
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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someday I'll meet a prince who isn't gay quantity
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Flasks
you say “crazy cat lady” like it’s a bad thing
~~$22.00~~ $4.00
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you say "crazy cat lady" like it's a bad thing quantity
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Flasks
my mascara ran… I’m counting it as exercise
~~$22.00~~ $4.00
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my mascara ran... I'm counting it as exercise quantity
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Flasks
…but my favorite yoga position is sitting on the sofa with a flask tucked between the cushions
~~$22.00~~ $4.00
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...but my favorite yoga position is sitting on the sofa with a flask tucked between the cushions quantity
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Flasks
my other glasses have an olive and a twist
~~$22.00~~ $4.00
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my other glasses have an olive and a twist quantity
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Sticky Notes
must… call… office…
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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must... call... office... quantity
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Sale Magnets!, Stocking Stuffers
…and that’s how the handsome prince worked himself into an early grave
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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...and that's how the handsome prince worked himself into an early grave quantity
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Magnets, Sale Magnets!
it’s all our fault… …they said proudly
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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it's all our fault... ...they said proudly quantity
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Magnets, Sale Magnets!
when one door closes it sure as hell wasn’t my kids who did it
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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when one door closes it sure as hell wasn't my kids who did it quantity
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Birthday Cards (A2)
it’s all our fault… they said proudly
~~$3.75~~ $1.00
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it's all our fault... they said proudly quantity
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Magnets, Sale Magnets!
unrelated question, mom… dogs can eat broccoli, right?
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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unrelated question, mom... dogs can eat broccoli, right? quantity
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Magnets, Sale Magnets!
you can hide but you can’t run… not in heels anyway
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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you can hide but you can't run... not in heels anyway quantity
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Magnets, Sale Magnets!
those who can, do those who can stand it, teach
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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those who can, do those who can stand it, teach quantity
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Magnets
guess what, mom? it’s your turn to volunteer at school today
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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guess what, mom? it's your turn to volunteer at school today quantity
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Magnets
oh don’t be silly, dear… you don’t need to refrigerate gin
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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oh don't be silly, dear... you don't need to refrigerate gin quantity
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Magnets, Sale Magnets!
I made it with love… and leftovers
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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I made it with love... and leftovers quantity
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Birthday Cards (A2)
old enough to need sensible shoes… too young to wear them
~~$3.75~~ $1.00
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old enough to need sensible shoes... too young to wear them quantity
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Birthday Cards (A2)
“okay, I guess” turned out to be the wrong answer1
~~$3.75~~ $1.00
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"okay, I guess" turned out to be the wrong answer1 quantity
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Birthday Cards (A2)
you can hide but you can’t run… not in heels, anyway
~~$3.75~~ $1.00
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you can hide but you can't run... not in heels, anyway quantity
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Birthday Cards (A2)
gosh… our idea of fun isn’t nearly as much fun as it used to be
~~$3.75~~ $1.00
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gosh... our idea of fun isn't nearly as much fun as it used to be quantity
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Magnets, Sale Magnets!
I hope I’m never embarrassed by anything as much as my teenagers are embarrassed by everything
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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I hope I'm never embarrassed by anything as much as my teenagers are embarrassed by everything quantity
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Magnets
he’s never too young for assisted living
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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he's never too young for assisted living quantity
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Magnets
well, sweetie, if you think the lunch lady is a better cook than mommy perhaps you should consider boarding school!
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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well, sweetie, if you think the lunch lady is a better cook than mommy perhaps you should consider boarding school! quantity
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Magnets
say what you will about Mom… but she makes one heck of a designated driver
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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say what you will about Mom... but she makes one heck of a designated driver quantity
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Magnets
cooking time? oh, about five or six jello shots
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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cooking time? oh, about five or six jello shots quantity