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Flasks
did we forget the children at baggage claim… again?
~~$22.00~~ $4.00
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did we forget the children at baggage claim... again? quantity
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Flasks
I wish this were gin
~~$22.00~~ $4.00
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I wish this were gin quantity
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Spreader Sets
born to be wild
~~$13.00~~ $2.00
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born to be wild quantity
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Spreader Sets
we go together like drunk and disorderly
~~$13.00~~ $2.00
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we go together like drunk and disorderly quantity
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Spreader Sets
we came… we shopped… we’re ready for cocktails
~~$13.00~~ $2.00
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we came... we shopped... we're ready for cocktails quantity
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Towels
…and then she skipped the bake sale, wrote a check to the PTA, and lived happily ever after
~~$11.00~~ $4.00
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...and then she skipped the bake sale, wrote a check to the PTA, and lived happily ever after quantity
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All Occasion (A2)
…and then she skipped the bake sale, wrote a check to the PTA, and lived happily ever after
~~$3.75~~ $1.00
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...and then she skipped the bake sale, wrote a check to the PTA, and lived happily ever after quantity
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Magnets
sweetie, if I told you what was in it we couldn’t really call it “mystery meat” now could we?
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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sweetie, if I told you what was in it we couldn't really call it "mystery meat" now could we? quantity
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Magnets, Sale Magnets!
what’s a nice girl like me doing in a dump like this?
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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what's a nice girl like me doing in a dump like this? quantity
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Magnets, Sale Magnets!
the best thing about getting old is forgetting how old you are
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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the best thing about getting old is forgetting how old you are quantity
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Coin Purses
I’ve got it all… and I plan to get more of it
~~$12.00~~ $2.50
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I've got it all... and I plan to get more of it quantity
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Notebook Sets
she had made yet another wise shopping decision
~~$7.50~~ $5.00
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she had made yet another wise shopping decision quantity
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Notebook Sets
she was comforted by the knowledge that they were helpless without her
~~$7.50~~ $5.00
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she was comforted by the knowledge that they were helpless without her quantity
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Notebook Sets
she could see no good reason to act her age
~~$7.50~~ $5.00
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she could see no good reason to act her age quantity
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Notebook Sets
You be Thelma. I’ll be Louise.
~~$7.50~~ $5.00
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You be Thelma. I'll be Louise. quantity
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Notebook Sets
walk faster…the children are catching up
~~$7.50~~ $5.00
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walk faster...the children are catching up quantity
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Notebook Sets
you say “crazy cat lady” like it’s a bad thing
~~$7.50~~ $5.00
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you say "crazy cat lady" like it's a bad thing quantity
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Notebook Sets
my mascara ran… I’m counting it as exercise
~~$7.50~~ $5.00
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my mascara ran... I'm counting it as exercise quantity
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Notebook Sets
I see you’ve already penciled in “hangover” for tomorrow morning
~~$7.50~~ $5.00
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I see you've already penciled in "hangover" for tomorrow morning quantity
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Notebook Sets
money may not buy happiness… but check these bitchin shoes!
~~$7.50~~ $5.00
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money may not buy happiness... but check these bitchin shoes! quantity
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Notebook Sets
dress for the job you want
~~$7.50~~ $5.00
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dress for the job you want quantity
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Notebook Sets
long story short: I made bail
~~$7.50~~ $5.00
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long story short: I made bail quantity
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Notebook Sets
the key to our smiles? holding the smoke in as long as possible
~~$7.50~~ $5.00
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the key to our smiles? holding the smoke in as long as possible quantity
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Magnets, Sale Magnets!
someday I’ll meet a prince who isn’t gay
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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someday I'll meet a prince who isn't gay quantity
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Notebook Sets
medicated and motivated
~~$7.50~~ $5.00
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medicated and motivated quantity
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Notebook Sets
stop me before I volunteer again
~~$7.50~~ $5.00
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stop me before I volunteer again quantity
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Notebook Sets
we all have our baggage
~~$7.50~~ $5.00
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we all have our baggage quantity
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Notebook Sets
my other glasses have an olive and a twist
~~$7.50~~ $5.00
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my other glasses have an olive and a twist quantity
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Flasks
my mascara ran… I’m counting it as exercise
~~$22.00~~ $4.00
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my mascara ran... I'm counting it as exercise quantity
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Flasks
my other glasses have an olive and a twist
~~$22.00~~ $4.00
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my other glasses have an olive and a twist quantity
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Sticky Notes
must… call… office…
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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must... call... office... quantity
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Sale Magnets!, Stocking Stuffers
…and that’s how the handsome prince worked himself into an early grave
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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...and that's how the handsome prince worked himself into an early grave quantity
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Magnets, Sale Magnets!
when one door closes it sure as hell wasn’t my kids who did it
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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when one door closes it sure as hell wasn't my kids who did it quantity
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Birthday Cards (A2)
it’s all our fault… they said proudly
~~$3.75~~ $1.00
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it's all our fault... they said proudly quantity
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Magnets, Sale Magnets!
unrelated question, mom… dogs can eat broccoli, right?
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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unrelated question, mom... dogs can eat broccoli, right? quantity
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Magnets
guess what, mom? it’s your turn to volunteer at school today
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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guess what, mom? it's your turn to volunteer at school today quantity
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Magnets
oh don’t be silly, dear… you don’t need to refrigerate gin
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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oh don't be silly, dear... you don't need to refrigerate gin quantity
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Birthday Cards (A2)
“okay, I guess” turned out to be the wrong answer1
~~$3.75~~ $1.00
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"okay, I guess" turned out to be the wrong answer1 quantity
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Birthday Cards (A2)
you can hide but you can’t run… not in heels, anyway
~~$3.75~~ $1.00
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you can hide but you can't run... not in heels, anyway quantity
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Birthday Cards (A2)
gosh… our idea of fun isn’t nearly as much fun as it used to be
~~$3.75~~ $1.00
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gosh... our idea of fun isn't nearly as much fun as it used to be quantity
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Magnets
well, sweetie, if you think the lunch lady is a better cook than mommy perhaps you should consider boarding school!
~~$5.00~~ $1.00
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well, sweetie, if you think the lunch lady is a better cook than mommy perhaps you should consider boarding school! quantity
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Holiday Cards (A2)
now was probably not the best time to tell the kids they were Jewish
~~$3.75~~ $1.89
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now was probably not the best time to tell the kids they were Jewish quantity
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Holiday Cards (A2)
I could tell you I miss snow in December but then you’d know I was off my meds
~~$3.75~~ $1.89
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I could tell you I miss snow in December but then you'd know I was off my meds quantity
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Holiday Cards (A2)
Dear Santa, I’m still waiting for that pony…
~~$3.75~~ $1.89
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Dear Santa, I'm still waiting for that pony... quantity
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Magnets
all I want for Christmas is a nap
~~$5.00~~ $2.50
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all I want for Christmas is a nap quantity
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Magnets
fortunately, she had remembered to stock up on Prozac before going home for the holidays
~~$5.00~~ $2.50
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fortunately, she had remembered to stock up on Prozac before going home for the holidays quantity
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Magnets
now was probably not the best time to tell the kids they were Jewish
~~$5.00~~ $2.50
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now was probably not the best time to tell the kids they were Jewish quantity
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Magnets
she was one plum pudding away from a yuletide meltdown
~~$5.00~~ $2.50
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she was one plum pudding away from a yuletide meltdown quantity
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Magnets
the tree wasn’t the only one getting lit this year
~~$5.00~~ $2.50
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the tree wasn't the only one getting lit this year quantity
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Magnets
you saw mommy kissing non one, understand?
~~$5.00~~ $2.50
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you saw mommy kissing non one, understand? quantity
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Magnets
…and please don’t ask Santa for “therapy” again
~~$5.00~~ $2.50
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...and please don't ask Santa for "therapy" again quantity
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Magnets
the mistletoe isn’t the only thing getting hammered tonight
~~$5.00~~ $2.50
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the mistletoe isn't the only thing getting hammered tonight quantity
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Magnets
it doesn’t matter if you’ve been bad or good as long as you have credit
~~$5.00~~ $2.50
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it doesn't matter if you've been bad or good as long as you have credit quantity
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Magnets
I could tell you I miss snow in December, but then you’d know I was off my meds
~~$5.00~~ $2.50
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I could tell you I miss snow in December, but then you'd know I was off my meds quantity
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Magnets
Dear Santa, I’m still waiting for that pony…
~~$5.00~~ $2.50
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Dear Santa, I'm still waiting for that pony... quantity